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Do the Weird Crime, Serve the Weird Time: Tales of the Bizarre / Gargoyle Nights: A Collection of Horror (Wildside Double #16

✍️ Don Webb
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📚 WHAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT

A double-sided book pairing Don Webb's surreal crime tales with Gary Lovisi's epic fantasy horror.

Don Webb contributes a collection of bizarre short stories that merge crime writing with horror elements. His narratives feature unusual scenarios such as a magic ring revealing a killer and a vampire disguised as a syringe. The tone remains dark and surreal throughout these entries. Gary Lovisi provides a contrasting narrative set at the end of Earth's days. He introduces the Gargoyle, a creature created by a sorcerer to protect Shenumbra from the alien Leinites. These two works occupy opposite ends of the speculative fiction spectrum while sharing a common publisher lineage through Wildside Press.

Key Themes
surreal crime fiction gargoyle guardianship alien invasion
Literary Context

Published by Borgo Press in 2011, this release follows the tradition of old Ace Doubles. It functions as the sixteenth Wildside Double, combining two separate titles into one physical volume for readers seeking varied speculative fiction experiences.

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Recommended For Fans Of
Lovecraft · Borges · Clark Ashton Smith · H.P. Lovecraft
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🏛 Borgo Press 📅 2011 📖 224 pages 🌐 English 📔 Paperback ISBN: 9781434412393

📝 Description: Do the Weird Crime, Serve the Weird Time: Tales of the Bizarre / Gargoyle Nights: A Collection of Horror (Wildside Double #16

This volume presents a dual reading experience in the style of classic Ace Doubles. The first half contains Do the Weird Crime, Serve the Weird Time by Don Webb, a writer known for blending crime fiction with horror and surrealism. Webb offers tales where strange offenses meet equally bizarre punishments. Readers encounter stories involving a man who frightens women, a mystery author stalking his editors, and an elderly man fantasizing about murder. The collection also features a narrative where Brittany Spears seeks revenge on her kidnappers, a writer killing people to resolve plot points, a magic ring exposing a hidden killer, and a vampire disguised as a syringe. The second half of the book is Gargoyle Nights by Gary Lovisi. This section shifts to epic fantasy horror. It begins at the end of Earth's days when a sorcerer creates the Gargoyle to guard the secrets of Shenumbra, the last city. The alien Leinites arrive to plunder the world's riches and rouse the ancient creature from its rest. Only the Gargoyle stands in their way. This format allows readers to enjoy two distinct genres back-to-back. It suits fans of surreal crime mysteries and high fantasy horror alike. Those preferring single-narrative structures may find the flip-over format disjointed.

💎 Our verdict on Do the Weird Crime, Serve the Weird Time: Tales of the Bizarre / Gargoyle Nights: A Collection of Horror (Wildside Double #16

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This volume successfully delivers on its promise of a dual reading experience through its classic double-sided binding. Don Webb’s surreal crime tales are particularly striking, utilizing dark humor and unusual scenarios such as a vampire disguised as a syringe to challenge conventional genre boundaries. The transition to Gary Lovisi’s epic fantasy horror provides a stark but complementary contrast, shifting from intimate psychological unease to grand, apocalyptic stakes. While the flip-over format may feel disjointed for those preferring single-narrative structures, it remains a fascinating artifact for collectors and fans of speculative fiction. It suits readers who appreciate the lineage of Wildside Press and enjoy exploring the intersections of crime, horror, and fantasy in a compact, innovative package.
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Why this book is worth reading

Readers seeking a bifurcated literary experience will appreciate this dual-narrative structure. Don Webb’s collection offers surreal crime tales where bizarre offenses meet equally strange punishments, appealing to those who enjoy psychological horror blended with the macabre. The inclusion of narratives featuring a vampire disguised as a syringe or a magic ring revealing a killer provides a unique twist on genre conventions. Conversely, Gary Lovisi’s contribution transports readers to the end of Earth’s days, catering to fans of high fantasy and epic conflicts against alien forces like the Leinites. This book serves as an ideal bridge for enthusiasts of both the bizarre and the monumental, allowing them to explore contrasting tones within one physical object without switching shelves.

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This volume successfully delivers on its promise of a dual reading experience through its classic double-sided binding. Don Webb’s surreal crime tales are particularly striking, utilizing dark humor and unusual scenarios such as a vampire disguised as a syringe to challenge conventional genre boundaries. The transition to Gary Lovisi’s epic fantasy horror provides a stark but complementary contrast, shifting from intimate psychological unease to grand, apocalyptic stakes. While the flip-over format may feel disjointed for those preferring single-narrative structures, it remains a fascinating artifact for collectors and fans of speculative fiction. It suits readers who appreciate the lineage of Wildside Press and enjoy exploring the intersections of crime, horror, and fantasy in a compact, innovative package.

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