🦇 Vampires

Table Scraps

✍️ Anthony Lafauci
Reader Score
4.5
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📚 WHAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT

A murdered man becomes a flesh-eating ghoul hunting his killer in this horror-comedy.

Cole begins his journey as a resurrected ghoul after a brutal breakup and murder. He receives instructions via a xeroxed pamphlet rather than mystical lore. His mission involves traversing vampire brothels and secret werewolf societies to find the creature responsible for his condition. Alongside gremlins and talking cookie hallucinations, he seeks closure. The narrative focuses on his struggle with his new flesh-eating nature and his lingering feelings for his ex-girlfriend. Lafauci frames this quest through the lens of modern urban fantasy mixed with classic monster tropes. The story emphasizes the grotesque reality of being undead while maintaining a darkly comic tone throughout the adventure.

Key Themes
identity appetite closure
Literary Context

Table Scraps sits within the contemporary horror-comedy genre, drawing on American urban fantasy traditions. It reimagines classic supernatural folklore through a modern lens. The work engages with post-breakup trauma and the search for humanity in monstrous forms. Published by Mouth and Sickle Press, it reflects current trends in indie horror publishing.

Difficulty
● Easy
Recommended For Fans Of
Jonathan Lethem · Chuck Palahniuk · Neil Gaiman
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Vampires
🏛 Mouth and Sickle Press 📅 2025 🌐 English 📔 Paperback ISBN: 9798330321100
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📝 Description: Table Scraps

Anthony Lafauci presents a darkly comic narrative in Table Scraps, published by Mouth and Sickle Press. The story follows Cole, who wakes on a mortuary slab after being murdered by a werewolf. A lumberjack-looking mortician staples his chest back together and hands him a xeroxed pamphlet containing Ghoul Rules. This document outlines the only path to escape his undead state: tracking down and killing the beast that transformed him. Cole navigates a shadowy world populated by vampire brothels and secret werewolf societies. He deals with hallucinations of talking cookies and encounters gremlins along the way. A wolf girl appears as a potential figure worth saving amidst the grotesque chaos. The narrative balances his quest for survival with an attempt to find closure regarding his past relationship. Lafauci explores identity and appetite through this bizarrely heartfelt lens. This book suits readers who enjoy horror-comedy that blends supernatural elements with emotional introspection. It appeals to those interested in the traditions of flesh-eating monsters and undead folklore. The work does not cater to readers seeking traditional gothic solemnity or pure terror without humor. Lafauci uses a xeroxed pamphlet as a structural device to guide the protagonist through his new existence. The story concludes with Cole rewriting the rules of monstrosity while feasting on scraps of humanity.

💎 Our verdict on Table Scraps

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Horror Reads editorial team
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Lafauci delivers a distinctive horror-comedy that successfully merges the grotesque reality of being undead with genuine emotional stakes. The use of a xeroxed pamphlet as a structural guide adds a layer of bureaucratic absurdity to the supernatural quest, keeping the tone consistently darkly comic. Cole’s journey through vampire brothels and werewolf societies serves as a vehicle for exploring closure and appetite, rather than mere action. This approach suits readers who enjoy emotional introspection within bizarre settings. The narrative avoids traditional gothic solemnity, opting instead for a raw, modern voice that finds beauty in the macabre. It is a strong entry for those seeking horror that laughs while it bites, offering a fresh take on classic tropes through a lens of modern urban fantasy and psychological depth.
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📖 Why choose it

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Why this book is worth reading

Readers who appreciate horror-comedy that balances supernatural chaos with emotional depth will find much to enjoy here. The narrative offers a unique perspective on grief and identity through the lens of a flesh-eating ghoul, providing both grotesque humor and heartfelt introspection. Those interested in subverting traditional monster lore while maintaining its core appeal will discover a refreshing take on undead folklore. The book is ideal for fans who do not seek solemn gothic terror but rather a bizarrely compassionate exploration of what it means to be monstrous. It provides entertainment through its darkly comic tone and structural innovation, making it a compelling choice for those wanting a story that is as intellectually engaging as it is viscerally unsettling.

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Lafauci delivers a distinctive horror-comedy that successfully merges the grotesque reality of being undead with genuine emotional stakes. The use of a xeroxed pamphlet as a structural guide adds a layer of bureaucratic absurdity to the supernatural quest, keeping the tone consistently darkly comic. Cole’s journey through vampire brothels and werewolf societies serves as a vehicle for exploring closure and appetite, rather than mere action. This approach suits readers who enjoy emotional introspection within bizarre settings. The narrative avoids traditional gothic solemnity, opting instead for a raw, modern voice that finds beauty in the macabre. It is a strong entry for those seeking horror that laughs while it bites, offering a fresh take on classic tropes through a lens of modern urban fantasy and psychological depth.

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