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Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass

✍️ Lance Loot
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🏛 Independently Published 📅 2023 🌐 English 📔 Paperback 📐 Book ISBN: 9798870344300

📝 Description: Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass

Smokey Elvis is the best damn Elvis impersonator this side of the Pacific! Just ask anyone! And he's currently living his absolute best life in a swanky double-wide in Valhalla Trailer Park. However, when a young Danzig impersonator next door-a quick-tempered, goth butterball calling himself Danzick-starts howlin' and wailin' Misfits tunes at ungodly hours, effectively shattering Smokey's beloved tranquility, things take a turn for the unpleasant. And if that wasn't enough, all hell breaks loose when Swamp Ass-a vile, repugnant zombie-greaser-lookin' assclown with the world's gnarliest case of gangrene-slithers on the scene, just in time to royally complicate matters for a monumental concert at Valhalla's infamous diner, The Greasy Spoon. And with Swamp Ass ready to throw down whilst attempting to devour as much Greasy-goer viscera as possible, Smokey Elvis and Danzick must do everything in their melodious power to save Valhalla Trailer Park, culminating in an explosive battle of the musical mights! But... who will emerge victorious?

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