I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
A slacker trapped in a time loop fights a kaiju Kevin Smith demon at a convenience store.
This novel reimagines a mundane trip to a convenience store as a battle for survival against supernatural forces. Scot Kring becomes the central figure when a random act of violence summons a demonic entity modeled after a famous director. The story focuses on his desperate attempts to escape the loop using only items found in the shop. Asman uses this premise to critique and celebrate slacker culture through a lens of bizarre horror. The plot relies on repetition and escalating chaos rather than complex character development. Readers will find a unique blend of cinematic homage and grotesque comedy that challenges conventional genre boundaries.
The book sits within the Bizarro fiction movement, published by New Bizarro Author Series in 2019. It directly references the Kevin Smith cult classic Clerks, blending horror tropes with American pop culture iconography and convenience store aesthetics.
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Readers who appreciate the intersection of mundane daily routines with catastrophic supernatural events will find this book highly engaging. It specifically targets fans of slacker culture and those familiar with Kevin Smith’s cinematic universe, offering a unique blend of grotesque comedy and horror. The narrative provides a refreshing break from traditional serious horror by prioritizing absurdity and escalation over complex character development. Those who enjoy repetitive structures that amplify chaos will find satisfaction in the escalating conflict within the confined setting. It serves as an irreverent tribute that challenges conventional genre boundaries through its bizarre premise.
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Asman successfully merges supernatural horror with dark humor, creating a distinct parody of modern pop culture icons. The book excels in its consistent tone of irreverence, turning a simple convenience store visit into a high-stakes survival scenario against a kaiju-sized demon. While it lacks deep character arcs, the repetitive chaos effectively builds tension and comedic effect. This title is best suited for readers who enjoy absurdity mixed with horror elements and those knowledgeable about the referenced film. It may not appeal to fans of traditional serious horror or those uncomfortable with comedic takes on well-known directors. The confined setting allows for focused, escalating action that defines the experience.
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