☣️ Apocalyptic

Clowns vs. Spiders

✍️ Jeff Strand
Reader Score
4.4
(1 review)
$39.99
Temporarily out of stock

Currently unavailable

This book is sold out right now. Leave your email — we'll let you know if it comes back, and you'll get 10% off any book today.

In stock now — readers of this book also loved:

Mayflower's Dreams & Nightmares: Collection of Short Stories ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
1
Tracie Hicks
Mayflower's Dreams & Nightmares: Collection of Short Stories
$9.99
81
Dead Town ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.4
1
Carrie Ann Lahain
Dead Town
$12.95
78
Dead America: Carolina Front Book 3 ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
1
Derek Slaton
Dead America: Carolina Front Book 3
$9.99
81
Land Down Undead 2: Choose Your Gory Demise ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.4
1
John E Normal
Land Down Undead 2: Choose Your Gory Demise
$9.99
78
A Long Walk ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.4
1
Traverse Davies
A Long Walk
$15.99
78
Silent Fear (A novel inspired by true crimes) ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
1
James Morcan
Silent Fear (A novel inspired by true crimes)
$24.99
81
📚 WHAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT

Clowns fight a deadly spider invasion at a haunted attraction.

Strand explores the plight of fired circus performers who must become monsters for a living. Jaunty, Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead navigate life after their dismissal. Their new roles at the Mountain of Terror require them to embody fear rather than joy. They adopt personas like the zombie clown and the demon clown to survive financially. The story takes a sharp turn when the cave beneath the attraction releases millions of oversized spiders. This invasion creates a bizarre war zone where clowns and arachnids battle for dominance. The text highlights the irony of former entertainers becoming true terrors while facing a real threat.

Key Themes
clown horror spider invasion haunted attractions
Literary Context

This work sits within the tradition of American horror fiction that plays with classic fears. It references the Bram Stoker Award to establish its genre credentials. The story uses the modern cultural anxiety surrounding clowns and combines it with the primal dread of spiders. Published in 2019, it reflects contemporary tastes for hybrid genres.

Difficulty
● Easy
Recommended For Fans Of
slapstick comedy horror · creepy-crawly monster fiction
☣️
Apocalyptic
🏛 Tantor Audio 📅 2019 🌐 English 📔 Compact Disc ISBN: 9798200279302

📝 Description: Clowns vs. Spiders

Jeff Strand, a Bram Stoker Award-nominated author, presents a narrative that blends slapstick comedy with grotesque horror. The story follows Jaunty the Clown and his fellow performers, including Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead. After being dismissed from their circus jobs due to public fear of clowns, these entertainers need income. They accept positions at the Mountain of Terror, a popular haunted attraction. Here, they transform into scary figures such as a zombie clown, a demon clown, and a creepy doll clown. The plot shifts when millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave on opening night to invade the town. This event forces a confrontation between the former circus performers and the arachnid horde. The book offers an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. It suits readers who enjoy absurd premises mixed with violent supernatural elements. Those seeking serious literary fiction or traditional ghost stories may find this work too lighthearted in its approach to terror. The narrative focuses on the chaotic clash between these two distinct monstrous forces.

💎 Our verdict on Clowns vs. Spiders

“
🩸
Horror Reads editorial team
Horror desk
Jeff Strand, a Bram Stoker Award-nominated author, presents a narrative that successfully blends slapstick comedy with grotesque horror. The book excels at exploring the plight of fired circus performers who must become monsters for a living, adopting personas like the zombie clown and the demon clown at a haunted attraction. The plot takes a sharp and entertaining turn when a cave beneath the attraction releases millions of oversized spiders, creating a bizarre war zone where clowns and arachnids battle for dominance. This work suits readers who enjoy absurd premises and the chaotic clash of distinct monstrous forces, highlighting the irony of former entertainers facing a real threat.
✓ EDITOR'S REVIEW

📖 Why choose it

📖

Why this book is worth reading

Readers who enjoy absurd premises mixed with violent supernatural elements will gain a unique blend of slapstick comedy and grotesque horror from this narrative. The story follows Jaunty, Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead, who are fired from their circus jobs due to public fear of clowns and must find new income at the Mountain of Terror. When millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave on opening night to invade the town, it forces a chaotic confrontation between the former circus performers and the arachnid horde. It suits those seeking an insane mix of silliness and creepy-crawly terror, though readers seeking serious literary fiction or traditional ghost stories may find it too lighthearted.

⭐ Reader reviews

The starting rating comes from the team Horror Reads —

Reader rating

4.4
Based on 1 reviews
5
0
4
1
3
0
2
0
1
0
H
Horror Reads editorial team

Jeff Strand, a Bram Stoker Award-nominated author, presents a narrative that successfully blends slapstick comedy with grotesque horror. The book excels at exploring the plight of fired circus performers who must become monsters for a living, adopting personas like the zombie clown and the demon clown at a haunted attraction. The plot takes a sharp and entertaining turn when a cave beneath the attraction releases millions of oversized spiders, creating a bizarre war zone where clowns and arachnids battle for dominance. This work suits readers who enjoy absurd premises and the chaotic clash of distinct monstrous forces, highlighting the irony of former entertainers facing a real threat.

✍️ More books by this author Jeff Strand

The Horror Collection Toxic Edition
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
Jeff Strand
The Horror Collection Toxic Edition
$19.99
86
Read →
Fun Times at the Bloodbath
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
Jeff Strand
Fun Times at the Bloodbath
$19.99
86
Read →
The Horror Collection: Sinister Edition
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Jeff Strand
The Horror Collection: Sinister Edition
$16.99
81
Read →
Karma
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Jeff Strand
Karma
$19.99
78
Read →
The Horror Collection: Green Diamond Edition
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
Jeff Strand
The Horror Collection: Green Diamond Edition
$19.99
86
Read →
The Horror Collection: Crystal Edition
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Jeff Strand
The Horror Collection: Crystal Edition
$15.99
81
Read →

🏛 Books from this publisher Tantor Audio

Bathwater Blues
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
Abe Moss
Bathwater Blues
$55.99
86
Read →
Dreams in Black Static: Eight Stories
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Ambrose Ibsen
Dreams in Black Static: Eight Stories
$45.99
81
Read →
The Numbing
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Flint Maxwell
The Numbing
$35.99
81
Read →
The Messy Man
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Chris Sorensen
The Messy Man
$39.99
78
Read →
Night of the Mannequins
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Stephen Graham Jones
Night of the Mannequins
$32.99
81
Read →
Cursed by Death: A Graveminder Novel
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.5
Melissa Marr
Cursed by Death: A Graveminder Novel
$45.99
79
Read →

You might also like

See more →
Clowns vs. Spiders ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.4
1
Jeff Strand
Clowns vs. Spiders
$45.95
78
Read →
And Hell Followed: An Anthology ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.4
1
Jeff Strand
And Hell Followed: An Anthology
$24.99
78
Read →
The Belly of the Beast ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
1
Desmond Doane
The Belly of the Beast
$39.99
86
Read →
Hansel ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
1
Christopher Coleman
Hansel
$39.99
86
Read →
Creature of Lake Shadow ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
1
Michael Cole
Creature of Lake Shadow
$39.99
86
Read →
Wicked Angel ✨ New
★★★★★
★★★★★
4.6
1
Taylor Caldwell
Wicked Angel
$39.99
86
Read →

Have a question about this item?

Ask about the edition, condition, delivery or anything else — we reply by email or phone, usually within a day.

Home Genres
Cart
Wishlist