How to Succeed in Life

Unlock success... at the cost of your soul. Grady Burke was delivering a pizza when he found the evil book. Or more accurately, when the evil book found him. Which was really very unfortunate for Grady and his family and friends and his employers. Grady lived at home with his transgender older sister Kayla, who filmed internet porn in her bedroom, and his father Tommy, who laundered money for the Boston mob. Now, Grady Burke wasn't exactly a loser or a slacker, he was just supremely unmotivated. So, maybe the evil book had decided Grady needed motivating. The evil book was titled: How to Succeed in Life. And when, very soon, people around Grady began dying in gruesome and incredible ways, Grady and those closest to him were caught in a race against time to work out exactly how one succeeded in life without getting murdered, mauled, and mutilated by macabre monstrous forces in the process. How to Succeed in Life folks: The world's most deadly self-help manual.