Blood Ghast Blues

Unspeakable horrors have been unleashed on Asheville, North Carolina. Spectral demons tear victims apart from the inside out, leaving nothing but gory destruction in their wake. And their next victim is one of the biggest extradimensional crime lords around-the One Guy. To survive a fate equal to but also worse than death, he'll have to convince Black Box Inc. to save his sorry ass. Chase Lawter and his crack team-an omnisexual yeti, an ex-Fae assassin, and a business savvy zombie-are tasked with transporting the One Guy to Washington, D. C. where the Department of Extradimensional Affairs will put the crime lord into protective custody. That is, if Chase and Black Box Inc. can evade blood ghasts, dimentionalist rednecks, vengeance-seeking kobolds, and whatever other enemies are in hot pursuit of the One Guy. He's made a lot of enemies. Including Chase, who knows you can't trust the One Guy as far as you can throw him.